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RANDOM THOUGHTS: 2011 Edition...A TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL - A Clockwork Purple

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January 3rd, 2011


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10:44 pm - RANDOM THOUGHTS: 2011 Edition...A TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL
Something I haven't done in years...but since I am quickly approaching my 10th year having this journal (ahhh...the entires....the wars...the fights...the nude pictures...), I might as well go back to something I did back in the day in some way or another...

RANDOM SENTENCES!!!  I am sure I probably had a wayy cooler name for it back then...(I'll find it)...and I did...


RANDOM THOUGHTS:  ORGASM OF THE MIND (Est. September 18th, 2001)
2011 Edition

Seriously...off the top of my head...judge me slowly...

When in the throws of intense passion with a BLACK BEAR in the woods...one might not want to put honey anywhere that's vital...or that can easily become sore...

Ok...that was horrible.


Let's try another...

I am a french fry whore...If I could marry french fries...I wouldn't...because I'd go to jail...for eating my wife.

INNUENDO!!!

The way that guys look at girls and the way girls look at shoes and purses is how I look at Synthesizers.  They are truly the pornography of music.

If no one knew my history...I was created when about 20 or so of the most famous musicians in Rock and Modern Pop history got together and gang banged a Moog Synthesizer.  Trust me...it's in my profile...I think.

(AN INTERJECTION FROM THE COUNCIL OF REALITIES:  CHRIS LEBRANE ACTUALLY HAS TWO REALLY NICE PARENTS.  SHAME ON CHRIS...SHAME INDEED)

Moving on...

If people lived on the Moon, do you think the "EarthWalk" would be a famous dance move?

Just put me on a beef patty and toss a bun on me...so cheesy...

Even THAT was cheesy.

It's funny to think that on February 12th, it will have been 10 years since I started this journal.  It's been a blast and a half...and it shall continue.  Sometimes I cringe a bit at the older posts...but fuck it.  I always said that I would keep it real and always be proud of the past...so there it is.  I can dig it.  And I hope you all can too!

From Crazy Stories to Real World Crotch Stacks, To LJ Battles to Essays on KISS and Zappa...from me telling you all what I wanted to do with someone...to telling you what I wanna do with someone.  Some things never change.

But I am Chris...son of Warren Sr...and Maker of MANY! (Not really...kids=bad)

I shall take my leave of you.

I am sure this post has made no sense to anyone, let alone the author.


WHERE'S THE LUBE?
YOU LOVE IT!!!
PEACEINTHEMIDDLEEASTTWOFINGAZLIKEAPLAYA!!!
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: calmcalm
Current Music: The TV...

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